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To that lovely young man on the god channel. Do animals go to heaven too? I was driving along the freeway and I hit a skunk. It was devastating how it smelled. I do feel bad, so do they go to heaven too?

regards
Gladys, 72.

[ The number the call is coming from should be familiar as their home number; as should the dry, irritable tone of voice that issues when it's picked up. ]

I'd like to ask how a presumably semi intelligent species can be so delusional on such a grand scale as to manage to get the origin story of their universe so wrong, in so many different forms, dating back further than I care to give a shit about.

Dear Faithful Servant of God,

Greetings to you in the Name of our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ. My name is Evangelist Okugbe Edekie, the founder of Goodnews Ministry Inc located in Edo State, Nigeria far away Africa. This Church was founded in the Year 2004 and I have passion for the lost souls because the harvest is truly plenteous but the laborers are few. By the grace of God, I am married and blessed with wonderful Children.

There is a great price to pay in the work of soul winning. It is very clear that our responsibility is to evangelize to people for Christ. Lost sinners must be brought to the place of repentance towards God and faith in Christ. (Matthew 28:18-20, mark 16:14-18) (Acts 2:37-38). To achieve this goal for every convert, we must have the concern of a father (1 corith 4:15), the travail of a mother (Gal 4:19), the sacrifice of a lover (2 corith 12:15), the gentleness of a nurse. (1 thess 2:7-9), the endurance of a soldiers (2 Tim 2:3,4) and Jealousy of a friend (2 corith 11:2).

Goodnews Ministry Inc has a target for converts (Matthew 28:19,20;Mk 16:16; Eph 4:11-16; Col 1:21-29) When Jesus Christ sent forth His Apostle to evangelize the world, He did not commission them merely to preach but really to find the lost (Lk 15:4-7), bear much fruit (Jn 15:8,16) and fill the gospel net with fish (Lk 5:4,6,10). We cannot fulfill our task if we do not keep this target or goal before us.

The Lord Jesus Christ is our supreme Example in the work of soul winning (Lk 19:10; 1Tim 1; 15). The motive behind everything He did (healing the sick, feeding the crowds, preaching the gospel e.t.c) was to prepare the heart for the experience of salvation, to bring meninto the right relationship to God. In an atmosphere of hatred, antagonism and hostility, He won multitude to God (Matt 12:10-21).

We have great need for Bibles for our Precious Converts who are not able to buy a copy of Large Print Bibles due to their sight and they are in the Prison and rural communities. Kindly send us 27 large Print Bibles of KJV Version for the Converts and what a blessing to have these materials shipped directly from your ministry.

I would love to work with you in Spreading God's message here in my country because our mission and vision is to see that lost souls are converted and thereby depopulating the kingdom of Satan. And there are seven Children who are in our Orphanage Home and Please be praying for them that God Almighty will use them as well in reaching out to their fellow mates in the Community where we live.

Thanks and may the grace of God be with you all. I look forward to hearing from you on how you can help us with these materials to expand God's work. My regards to your family and the wonderful Congregation the Lord Has given to you. We would be very much glad to welcome to my Country this year 2007, if the Lord directs you to come and join my ministry in Soul Wining.

Yours in the missionary field,
Evangelist Okugbe Edekie.
Founder, Goodnews Ministry Inc
P.O Box 6204
Air Port Road
Benin City
Edo State
Nigeria

so is evrything th good book say s true or what ?

Good day, Mr. Castiel. My name is Miles Edgeworth; I need to speak with you at once. Please contact me at this phone number.

What is this pertaining to?

A criminal investigation.

[ ... this doesn't sound good at all. ]

How can I help?

[Good response, Castiel. Anyone who hears criminal investigation and doesn't get defensive is good in Edgeworth's eyes.]

By giving me a bit of information. I've my office in City Hall; when will you be able to stop by?

[ As he hasn't been involved in criminal activities (here), he doesn't see the need in getting defensive. That, however-- ]

Whatever is most convenient for you. Now, if you'd like.

I would so like. I shall anticipate your arrival.

Thank you for taking the time talk to us. I know it's not how you'd like to be spending your time, and it seems to be difficult for you. You haven't been here long, but you seem like a good man. I'm sure God, wherever he is, would be proud to have you speak for him.

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Letter. Of course it's from a fake name.

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[text] to the wrong inbox entirely

text; promptly answering it anyhow

text; good man :') ...angel, I mean

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